HEADLINE COMPETITION: Police to investigate boys' fighting event in Preston

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 Pair of Eights beat in Full House

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Police are to investigate whether two boys were put at risk by taking part in a fight in a cage in Lancashire.
The two eight-year-old boys were filmed fighting at a Labour club in Preston.
The video, shot at Greenlands Labour Club on 10 September, shows them wrestling with each other on the floor in front of an audience of adults.

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HEADLINE COMPETITION: New Ben & Jerry’s flavor sparks boycott

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OneMillionMoms, an organization affiliated with the American Family Association, announced a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream over a new flavor called “Schweddy Balls.” The group said Friday on its website: “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

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